Response of a 3-year-old

Oh no! I posted an incomplete video of this cute cute fella, you must watch again. This is complete. Love the end bit!!!

Waiting for tomorrow to come.

Tomorrow is a day off for all my company's staff (if a public holiday falls on a Saturday, Friday automatically becomes a day off).

Why?
Because my company believes that we deserve to enjoy the public holiday. However, if we don't work on Saturdays anyway, how to enjoy? So, they replace it on Friday lor.

Anyway, I've been hanging out with one of my colleagues quite a bit lately, she's this 50++ I think. A secretary. Let's give her a name - HL

HL: CC, I went to the wedding expo at KLPAC on Sunday. Was thinking of calling someone to come along with me. Aiyah, I should have called you lah. You're at a 'marriagable age'!

CC: (sweat) Haha... Oh, izzit? Erm, so, what's in the wedding expo?

HL: Many things. I went because of my son & daughter. Both of them might be tying the knot within these few years. Oh, do you know, now they are offering photo packages like "Hong Kong", "Bali", "Taiwan"...

CC: (cutting her off) Oh... I know... I know... Those backdrops with Hong Kong or Bali scenery izzit?

HL: (eyes big big) No no no... you FLY TO Hong Kong, Bali etc to TAKE PICTURES.

CC: (eyes big big) Did your children sign up for that?

HL: Yea, my son gave deposit already.

CC: (eyes still big big) You mean photoshoot, accomodation, airfare etc included?

HL: Haha... No, just the photographer's fee.

CC: (blink) (silence) (blink again). Ahem, HL, I have work to do, talk to you later, k? Thanks anyway.

Back at my cubicle, I have only one thought in my mind - THAT PACKAGE GOOD MEH?

Omg, so cute! I'll marry the guy who will do this to me.

Human is so far behind when it comes to courting the opposite sex. Sigh... I wanna be a bird.

Ok. I told myself one video per day. But sigh, I can't help it. This is too funny.

Very weird... Love the last part.

Ahhh... Saved by the...

Hot spring.

Went for a long soak last Sunday.
And, soothed my achy-breaky bones right away.

But hey, how come my baju so oily one?
SHOOT! Don't tell me... the uncle in front of me...
Argh, maybe 42 degree celcius caused his body fats to leak out!

Sigh... Wonderful experience nonetheless.




NOTE: Please bathe yourself thoroughly after each visit.

Bitchitude 101

The six prominent ones that I've met so far.

Flower-mouth bitch:
A bitch who loves language and that includes some word choices that a few of you categorize as foul.

Bicker bitch:
A bitch who adores freedom of speech, but only speak freely behind people's backs!

Heartless bitch:
A bitch who says, "I don't have the time and interest to cater to your needs. I have enough worries of my own. Sh*t, my toenail's chipped!"

Gesture bitch:
A bitch who wishes to have more middle fingers.

Never indebted bitch:
A bitch who thinks the world owes her, well, the world.

Master of all bitches:
A.k.a the 'I'm the greatest gift to mankind' bitch.

I want the sun.

Bumped into an ex-colleague yesterday.
"Wah, you're so fair dy."
"Haha... really? Maybe because I hardly come out from the office nowadays."

My mum told me "一白遮三丑" --- loosely translated as 'a white complexion is powerful enough to hide three times of ugliness'. Sigh, unfortunately, instead of feeling fair & beautiful, I feel I'm just more 'pale' from the late nights and crazy workload.

Anyway, it's midnight (hear the old grandpa clock chiming?) And thank God, approval was finally given. This would be the earliest night for me to get an approval for my work, this entire week.

Can go home dy. Happy sigh...
Hope I catch a glimpse of sunset tomorrow.
Haven't seen it for a month. That thought makes me sick.