You can be what you want to be.

"Look! I'm a giraffe. Woof!"

Is this the new 'Happy Meal'?

"Grrr... I am your father."

"Hug me like a teddy."

Erm... I have a strong feeling that this dog doesn't wanna

be Incy Wincy Spider.

Sweeter than sweet.

When fiance chauffeurs me to work (or to everywhere else),
I have the habit of checking my reflection in the mirror
when I enter the car. (Ahem... me = vain pot).


Anyway,
guess what fell out when I opened the compact mirror
on the passenger seat on Monday morning?






Inside the envelope is fiance's 'Declaration of Romantic Intent'.





After he filled in the blanks, it reads:


Dear Ciss (name of recipient), I wish to inform you that
I consider you to be a beautiful & amazing (superlative)
human being, a quality which I consider deliciously (adjective
of magnitude) attractive. Frankly, the world is filled with
many sickening (undesirable human quality) people, though
you are far more lovely (remarkable characteristic) than them.
I find myself daydreaming about waking up next to you
(plotline of your fantasy). Your eyes (body parts)
are like pearls (rare or precious thing) and your lips (body parts)
reminds me of piranhas (something desirable).


I would happily give you all my money (an extreme act) in order to
spend my life with you (goal of such an absurb action), I can
only hope that you feel the same attraction (euphemism
for attraction) toward me. I eagerly anticipate your candid reply.

Sincerely, your fiance (relationship to recipient),
XXXXXX (name of sender).




Ahhh.... absolutely melted my heart.
(even though he doesn't know what is a
superlative and described my lips as piranhas!)

Hhhmm.... Can't wait to get married.
Looking forward to the 31st of May 2009.
^_~

Head scratching incident.

Took a flight last Fri.
(Pssst. It's NOT the 'Everyone can fly' airline).

Anyway, while the plane was still flying above
the South China Sea, the seat in front of me started
shaking semi-violently.

Curious, I tried to peek in front but because
I'm not that tall and was strapped with the seatbelt,
I couldn't see what's going on in front.

Few seconds later, the shaking stopped.
So I closed my eyes and my mind
wandered off to lala land for a good half an hour.

The flight landed shortly after,
seatbelts were heard unclipped
everywhere in the aircraft.

The guy in front of me got out of his seat.
And took on a half-standing posture,
waiting for his turn to get to the aisle
and collect his belongings from the cabinets above.

That was when I almost fainted.


My eyes were locked in horror at the guy's head.
Gazillion tiny white spots where seen nested in
his crown of 'glory' (more like gory).

And I assure you,
THOSE ARE NOT DANDRUFF!
I was looking at FREAKIN' A LOT OF LICE EGGS!!!!!!!

YES!
You read correctly.
Kutu!!!!

Man! He was 'happily' sitting in front,
scratching his head, which explains
why the seat was shaking!

ARGHHHHH!
That thought was enough to
send 3 shudders down my spine.
Correction. Four shudders.
Another one just went down my spine as I type this.

Grossed out completely,
I kept thinking and hoping and praying
no one with lice sat in my seat before the flight.
Or that when he scratched, no lice had jumped
and landed on my hair. ARGGHHHH! MY HAIR!!!!


I tell you. Straight away,
I lean no more in my seat.

I sat up sooooo straight while
trying to get out of the plane. FAST.

Why did this happen to me?

How can people not know they need help
when they can see so many many many
tiny eggs are in their hair?

Can't they put disposable head rest cover
or something in airplane seats?

ARgh!

A job that kills.

5 hours.
5 hours.
4 hours.
4 hours.

That was the amount of sleep I had
from Monday - Thursday last week.
All in all, 18 hours of sleep in four days.


Finally, the hurricane in office
has subsided (for now).
So, I got to catch up on my sleep
over the weekend.


Unfortunately, my happiness is shortlived.
Check out what I read this morning:


"Those whose nightly sleep fell from
seven hours to five hours or less were
1.7 times as likely to die (compared with those
who stayed at seven hours)
over the next 11 to 17 years.

Their risk of cardiovascular-related death
was DOUBLE."




Grr.... Oh great.
What I wanted was rest.
Not 'rest in peace'.

511

5:11am, Sunday.
I'm still in office.

Was here since 2pm, Saturday...
So tired.

Help.
Eye. Lids. Are. Heaaaaaveeeeeee...

Dampening.

Work has been crazy.
Been slaving away everyday.
On weekends. And on weekdays.
Many times, even past midnight.

Tomorrow and the day after tomorrow
are public holidays. But not for me.

To those who are travelling,
have a safe journey.
Enjoy your holidays to the full.

Now, let me get back to work.
Sigh. Crap.

Humanity.

Oh great, after countless centuries,
this is how far we have 'progressed'.

The most brilliant.

Kim Ung-yong.

He's a Korean child prodigy. And is still alive today.

He's recognized by the Guinness Book of World Records as having the highest IQ (around 210) on the planet NOW (used to be someone else, but he died). An average person's IQ is around 85 to 115. If yours is 136 and above, you're considered pretty brilliant.

He was able to read and write in Japanese, Gernam, Korean and English by his fourth birthday. Also, at the age of four, on November 2, 1967, he solved a complicated differential and integral calculus problems on Japanese television.

Kim entered university as a physics student at the age of three. Later at the 'ripe old age of seven', Kim was invited to the United States by NASA to study (I think he was invited because they suspected him of being an alien).

Hahaha.

Colour me mad.

Tough questions.

If you suffer a miscarriage,
how would you react?
Will it affect your marriage?


If you discover that you can't
have babies, how do you think your
husband will react (if he's been hoping
to have children of his own through you)?
Will it affect your relationship?


If you are unable to work
due to whatever reasons,
and your own family needs you
to provide for them, how will
your husband react if you were
to ask him to provide for your family
on top of providing for his own family?
Will it cause any grudge between you two?


What will you do,
If you discovered that your
husband has been unfaithful?
If your child pass away?
If your husband got into a huge debt?



ARGH!
Pre-marital counselling is a lot
tougher than exams!

Trauma

Ate dinner with fiancé last night.

On the way back,
near Atria Shopping Centre,
we saw a four-wheel drive stopped
in the middle of the road,
under its front tyres was a motorcycle.

A guy (motorcyclist) was lying
on the floor few feet
away from the vehicles.

Fiancé stopped the car.
Told me to stay inside and wait,
while he ran over to check on the guy.

A lady in white (driver)
was standing nearby.

In less than a minute,
more people pulled over to help.

I saw fiancé and a few men
gingerly carried the injured dude
to the side of the road
to make way for the incoming traffic.

The guy sat up for a few seconds.
Then slumped down.

I called fiancé from the car.
He told me it’s quite serious.
I quickly locked the car
and ran over to them.

Then I saw.
The guy’s eyes, nose and ears were bleeding.

I think he also dislocated his jaw.
Coz he can’t really talk.

Fiancé took out the guy’s handphone.
He whispered, ‘A-b-g…’!
Must be ‘Abang’
(means ‘brother’ in Malay)!

We tried calling his 'abang' on his phone
but he has no more credit left in the phone!

So, fiancé used his own phone
to call the brother, informing him
of what happened.

Others called the ambulance
and we all waited.

Two Christian ladies
were next to him.
One checking his pulse,
the other just held his hands
and prayed for him.

While waiting for the ambulance,
fiancé continues talking to him
to keep him awake.

His name sounds like “Faha…”
Hmmm, he can’t speak properly.
So we're still not sure.

Anyway, the ambulance finally came.
One man came out from the vehicle.
Walked near the victim and
slapped him very hard on his legs
while saying, “Ui ui ui…”!

I was shocked!
ARGH! SO RUDE!
Is that how the hospital trained you
to check if a person is alive?

It was only when “Faha”
moved his head to look at the him
then only he asked the others
in the ambulance to come down
with the stretcher.

I tell you!
If “Faha” didn’t move,
those jokers (from the hospital)
would probably have left him to die there!

Sickeningly unsympathetic!
Hhmmph!

After they ‘loaded’ him into
the ambulance, we headed for home.

Fiancé called “Faha’s” brother
few hours later.

Doctor did an X-ray on “Faha” and
he was already sleeping
at that time of the call.

I just pray and hope he’s ok.
Fiancé will call again later
in the afternoon.

Sigh.
I think I just lost my faith in the
paramedics of this country.


UPDATE
"Faha" was discharged from hospital already!
Praise the Lord.

SELF-DISCOVERY III

I have an unsual pet hate.

Being very sensitive to sound,
I'm super irritated when the car window
is not wound up properly. You get this
stupid humming sound of the wind trying to
squeeze itself in through the gap between
the car door and the window.
ARGH!


Also, I hate the parking ticket autopay machines in the malls.
THEY JUST CAN'T SHUT UP!

"Please pay the amount shown on the display...
Please pay the amount..."
ARGH! Shut up, stupid machine!

SELF-DISCOVERY II

I wanted to write one thing
about myself last week.

But it didn't happen because that 'one thing'
which I've discovered about myself is -

I like to procrastinate.

SELF-DISCOVERY I

I realised that I am weird...
And I like weird-looking stuff.

Extra for the day...

Hillarious Top 10 Moments of the 2008 Olympics.


Hehe. It just doesn't feel right
for me to not share it with you.

Fashion or Fetish?

Got me lol when I saw the
bananarama shoes and fish slippers!

Enjoy!

Cute-sy Olympics